DISCLAIMER: APPLIES TO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ONLY. AUTHOR IS YET TO SEE A REAL-LIFE ATTRACTIVE MURDERER.
Example One - The Master from Doctor Who
Before Murders - Adorable |
VS
After Murders - Insane and weirdly sexy. |
Before Murders - Weird sniffy baby; creepy |
VS
After Murders - Scruffy yet dashing (and really owning the royal blue) |
Example Three - Draco Malfoy
Before Murders - Slick hair, Snape's bitch. Seems a bit whipped by his Pa. |
VS
After (Attempted) Murders - Erm, excuse me for a moment *fapfapfap* |
Example Four - Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Before Murders - William the Bloody, so called because of his bloody awful poetry (and hair, I assume) |
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After Murders - Totally badass. |
Example Five - Sweeney Todd (as portrayed by Johnny Depp, not Ray Winstone*)
Before Murders - Bold outfit, but not able to own it. |
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After Murders - Even blood splattered and about to throw HBC on a fire (problem, spoilerfags?) I still would. Twice. And then again with yours. |
Actually, now that I have done this extensive study into this I might actually just find people covered in blood sexy. Although that sounds wrong. So I'll stick with the murderers thing.
*No offense, Ray, you just don't tickle my pickle.
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